The Nitwits take on all your favourite classic stories in their hilarious new show!

The Nitwits are the most amazing thing to happen to children's entertainment since a cat first rode a roomba. Matty and Teddlie are loud, naughty, bright and absolutely hilarious.

Grandma's Gonna Kill Us...
(previously performed under the title Fractured Fairytales)

Matty and Teddlie have gone to visit Grandma. When they arrive at Grandma's cottge its a bit messy so they decide to tidy up. In doing so they accidentally destroy a very rare, first edition fairytale book worth millions of dollars. Matty and Teddlie have until dawn to rewrite the book before Granny finds out what they did!
REVIEWS

"4 stars... The Nitwits 'Fractured Fairytales' are a little bit silly, a little bit dark and totally demented!" - MICF Funny Tonne

"This could just be the funniest show on earth." - Melbourne Observer

"It was fantastic!" - Stage Whispers

AWARDS

Winner Best Children's Theatre Award - Perth Fringe World 2017
  1. Bubbles
  2. Rap
  3. Pimples
  4. Poster
  5. Pillow fight
  6. Frozen
Try as they might, the fairytales just don't seem to be coming out right. Handsome princes' seem to play a lot more pokemon and have a lot more pimples than you might remember. Thumbelina is a Mexican Thumb wrestler looking for love. Jack's cow really wasn't that happy about being sold for a few stupid beans.

Why take on Fairytales? Because Matty is a descendent of Beatrix Potter's family and Kat is a descendent of the Anderson family (as in Hans Christian). Given their lineage it was only a matter of time before they turned their writing talents to the classic fairy tales that have been a part of every childhood for the last hundred years. Everything from Rapunzel to Red Riding Hood comes under inspection for a new spin... with an added hefty dose of fart jokes.


Previous seasons...

King Street Theatre 2016
Mandurah PAC 2017
Melbourne Int. Comedy Festival 2017
​Mt Barker Library 2017
​Edinburgh Fringe Festival 2018

This show is tour ready and available for purchase at short notice. It is suitable for festivals, corporate events, commercial spaces and various other events. Technical requirements are minimal and the show can be adapted to suit most performance spaces.
Future dates... ​​

No future dates for this show are currently scheduled.